Monday, May 13, 2013

Dear Universe...

Day 13: Issue a public apology. It can be as serious, creative, or funny as you want it to be.

Dear Universe,

I apologize that I have been a bit of a birthday bitch princess. I have always been selfish with the month of May and wanted to celebrate every single day. Because, well - why shouldn't I? There was one year that I was able to celebrate every day for an entire week and it was glorious. Seven whole days centered around lil ole me? You shouldn't have!

Just kidding. You soooo should.

But I digress, I feel with the decade that is quickly approaching me {this Sunday - feel free to send presents. Just kidding. Kinda.} that I should handle my birthday with a bit more grace - and selflessness.

I know, it's hard for me to believe too.

So I'm here to say I am sorry for the behavior of years past. I know I was greedy, needy, and sometimes a downright brat.

I promise from here on out... I will celebrate my month day more maturely.



Than too much booze and "kiss me it's my birthday" buttons. Oh to be 26 again. ;)

Hope you have a fantastic Monday...





5 comments:

Erin @ Sugar Magnolia said...

You can totally celebrate and claim the month!! Happy birth month pretty girl

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Shaylynn... a girl, a story, a blog said...

I turn 29 this year.

I plan on skipping it entirely.

you celebrate the shit out of this day, SUNDAY I will sing to you.

p.s. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Mandi Roach up there did not read this post, what an asshole.

shelley said...

Oh, I totally celebrate birthday month! My family makes a big joke of it but I'm the (33 year old) baby so they let me have it! The longer I can stretch it out the better! I will say it's less of a big deal since I went over the bump, not hill, of 30. Now birthdays are coming around much too quickly! Happy Birthday MONTH to you!!

Alissa said...

Oh, gross. I see Shay's been here. What a troll.

KIDDING. KIDDING.

Nothing wrong with getting a little crazy on your birthday. Or for the entire month.

Really, no judgement here.